Volusia County School Information

THIS JUST IN - SANTA CLAUS DOES NOT EXIST - YOUR PARENTS LIED.

Information for Volusia County Students,
Teachers, Parents, Staff & Taxpayers-

NEW NEW NEW NEW!!

I found the answer to the MAIN QUESTION:

Why are U.S. schools doing so poorly compared to the rest of the entire world?

Yes, America, I know the answer - AND the solution.

Cost?? No additional funding required.

Am I kidding? No, not this time.

PLEASE NOTE THAT SOME OF THE LINKS ON THIS SITE ARE BROKEN. WILL FIX SOON - PROMISE.

12/23/2011 - note:

It's been such a long time since I taught some "special" classes. I'll post the link to a horrifying Youtube video that is typical of some classes.

1/24/12 - this takes forever.  I've got the data - just not the time.  Check back later.

For teachers - do you remember those students from "a few years ago" who were really causing you stress and generally engaging in activities in violation of statutes related to disruption of education?

This is a guilty pleasure. If you have lists of student names buried on your computer somewhere, or on a list at the bottom of a pile of stuff, pull them out for this exercise.?

Well, take out your list - I found your students. See how they are doing today. They are located at:

Magic Older Student Finder

Welcome to the Volusia County Schools dot Net website. This site contains important
information you need to know but were afraid to ask (or no one would tell you).

United States Schools Compared to the Industrialized World
A Report on - SCHOOL FAILURE IN AMERICA 

Volusia County Schools Graduates
 Employment Outlook for 2012
NO JOBS ANYWHERE!

Reality check:

What is the long-term effect of being held back a grade or two?
(You're not going to like this)

HONEST ANSWER TO THE AGE-OLD QUESTION: "What are we ever going to use this algebra for?"

Here you go...  YOU WILL NEVER USE ALGEBRA!  (Except to try to pass the damn FCAT test.  Go ahead - ask your mom or grandmother if she ever used algebra.

FCAT: Oh Boy! Another Year! .......................... FCAT Info.

Computers: You need one, now........................ Computer Essential Information.